She went to the Taylor's
To buy him a coat;
When she came back
He was riding a goat.
She went to the Hatter's
To buy him a hat;
When she came back
He was feeding her Cat.
She went to the Barber's
To buy him a wig;
When she came back
He was dancing a jig.
She went to the Cobbler's
To buy him some shoes;
When she came back
He was reading the news.